J is for Jolly Ranchers. You know the hard candy squares that come in a range of flavors. There's also soft Jolly Ranchers out now with a center filling. Those, I'm not to fond of; tried them and they didn't make me feel too jolly.
Then there are your Jolly Ranchers who are happy, lovable ranchers of animals. Not sure that I know any jolly ranchers who eat Jolly Ranchers; get your mind out of the gutters if you've already forgot about the first mention of Jolly Ranchers.
This little post has nothing to do with the somewhat perverted story going around about Jolly Ranchers. Don't search for it and if you do and decide to read it, don't blame me one bit. Told ya not to do it. :)